Musicians Should Act Like Retards

In my opinion, musicians put too much effort into trying to be cool.  This is an old video from one of my favorite bands (Ween) and it cracks me up every time I watch it because they just act like retards. 

Total awesomeness.

Goddess Bunny in LA

Speechless upon watching it again. You gotta make it to the end of the video.

The Goddess Bunny trumps all.

Kid Skates Under Car Doing the Splits

This is totally wild.  This Indian kid does the splits and limbo-skates under 40 cars.  Reportedly he’s done 57 cars at once and his goal is to do 100.  When he is down in the limbo position his height is compressed to eight inches.

This video gets a bit dark for a few seconds.  That’s when he’s under the cars.  Wait it out and you’ll see him come out at the end of the row.  It’s a good thing someone didn’t start driving off.

Here’s another video of him just going under some poles so that you can see him skating in limbo position.

And finally, this is how you don’t want to skate under a car.

Olan Mills Photos: So Bad They’re Good

Remember the bad photos you got from Olan Mills and other photography studios back in the 70’s and 80’s?  The folks over at List of the Day have put together a whole collection of them.  The captions with them are priceless.  It’s very funny stuff.

Here’s a couple of my favorites.

Olan Mills Photo

The commentary: “Is that an animal carcass behind her?”  OMG, I think it is!

And the comment on this one had me in tears.

Olan Mills Cat

“Someone spent money on this.”

There are numerous other funny pictures.  Check them out at List of the Day.

Indian Butter Trick

The other day, I stumbled across an old Indian Butter Trick I had put together years ago and reminisced about how much this amused me when I first saw it.  The trick works like this: 

  1. Start with a Land O Lakes butter package.  (You can see that I did this one back in 1999). 
  2. With an Xacto knife cut out the sides and bottom of the butter package the Indian lady is holding.
  3. Then fold the other side of the package so that when you lift up the butter package flap you see her knees on the other side.

Indian Butter Trick

The result is that when you lift the cover of the butter package, it looks like you’re sneaking a peek at her boobies—nipples and all.

Indian Butter Trick

Once you know of this trick and look closely at the knees, you know this had to be intentionally created by the artist.  Did he work for Mad Magazine most days and this was just a side project?  Perhaps we’ll never know.