New Rules of Political Correctness

A friend just sent this to me and I thought you all would enjoy it…
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “HILLBILLIES. ”
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS .  
And furthermore
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