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I hate that dude that pops up in this. He needs to die.

I tried to watch ten awesome intentionally erotic exercise videos.

but this one ended up sufficing.

And by sufficing I mean rubbing one out.

They say that as you get older, your mind starts to go.  This clip is evidence that this has already started happening to Eric Clapton.

If you’ve ever gone into a guitar shop and heard the lame wannabes rockin’ out, this will sound familiar.

Ali G is friggin’ hilarious and I love it when his interviewees just don’t get the humor.  Andy Rooney is the perfect sucker in this interview.  The cranky old fart eventually calls off the interview.  He just can’t take it.

But I love every minute of his frustration.

A friend just sent this to me and I thought you all would enjoy it…

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “HILLBILLIES. ”

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS .  

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She is a ” BREASTED AMERICAN.”
2. She is not “EASY” – She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”
3. She is not a “DUMB BLONDE” – She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
4. SUPERHIGHWAY. ” 
5. She has not “BEEN AROUND” – She is a “PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION.”
6. She does not “NAG” you – She becomes ” VERBALLY REPETITIVE.”
7. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER” – She is a ” LOW COST PROVIDER.”

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 

1. He does not have a “BEER GUT” – He has developed a “LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.” 
2. He is not a “BAD DANCER” – He is ” OVERLY CAUCASIAN.”
3. He does not “GET LOST ALL THE TIME” – He ” INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. “
4. He is not “BALDING” – He is in “FOLLICLE REGRESSION.”
5. He does not act like a “TOTAL A- -” – He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.”
6. It’s not his “CRACK” you see hanging out of his pants – It’s “REAR CLEAVAGE.”

I waste a lot of time playing World of Warcraft and even more time watching… um… oh… never mind.

Anyway, I thought it would be good to kick things off here with one of my favorite WoW movies.  Back in the early days of WoW a bunch of people were making music videos with their toons.  This is the best one ever.

I’m typically not into musicals, but if they were all like this I would feel differently.  Enjoy.